Big Little Chapel

Lord oh lord, did you set that Chapel on fire! The roof of our poor Hotel never stood a chance. We already knew that you were good-looking, but this beat everything. Hallelujah, what a sight for sore eyes against the backdrop of that fairytale Chapel. Thank you for all the wonderful appearances!

There was a lot of flirtation on the dance floor. So much so, that the legs of the four-poster bed in the Garden of Eden had to work non-stop all evening. We heard it through the grapevine, that Adam and Eve were so pleased with all that sultry caressing in their garden, that they drank an extra iced vodka & forbidden fruit juice on you.

After the party, the handsome devils and angels happily continued to beat the high score of the Garden of Eden in their hotel rooms…

Our Jesus in the golden thong, stayed neatly in character all evening. The pastor still has an afterglow and can’t stop talking about all those horny anecdotes and confessions in the dark room of the confessional. This man of the cloth is now considering reschooling himself to become a full-time darkroom worker. We will happily lend him a helping hand with that.

The Wedding Chapel was also absolute highlife! Marriage officiant Elvis had to work overtime with all those beautiful people tying the knot. And then there was the barn Chapel. It was sanded down so hard that it now shines like never before. But hey, without friction, there’s no shine 😉

This ticket includes a double room and automatically grants you access to the event.